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Welcome to Almakazoo
What this site is, how articles get here, and why it loads before you finish blinking.
Almakazoo is a news site with a short pipeline. An article is a Markdown file in a git repository. A push builds it into static HTML and puts it on Cloudflare’s edge. That is the whole mechanism: no database, no server, nothing running when you load a page.
What you will not find
There is no login button, no account, no comment box. If you are reading this, you are the audience, and the site asks nothing of you but your attention.